Don't trade.
Outsource it.
HeyAnna is the auto-trader for short-cycle BTC prediction markets. ELSA reads the tape, prices the edge, hits the button. You sleep. We stack.
The market is a casino. We just brought a card counter.
HeyAnna pulls 5-minute and 15-minute BTC books off Kalshi (via dflow) and Polymarket. ELSA, our intelligence agent, prices the edge and pays per query over x402. No subscription. No middlemen. No mercy.
Three desks. One unfair terminal.
Bloomberg-grade without the suits.
Order books, depth, news flow, every venue stitched into one screen on dashboard. The kind of screen you actually want on the second monitor.
Steal alpha. Legally.
Browse the on-chain leaderboard. One click to mirror — or shadow your stake. Every fill is auditable on-chain. No ghost-followers theatrics.
Press the button. Touch grass.
ELSA reads the tape, bets the edge, and routes orders through Kalshi continuously. You set the rules. She breaks the curve.
Talk is cheap. The tape isn't.
BTC 5m and 15m markets, hit-rate measured against the close — not the marketing slide.
Auto-routed through HeyAnna in the last 30 days — on-chain, signed, every spread receipted.
Pay per inference over x402. No subscription. No seat fee. No 'Enterprise' tier.
Six tools. Zero tutorials.
If you can read a book and click a button, you're qualified. If you can't, ELSA will do both for you.
Connected order books
Candles. Spreads. News flow. All on one screen, finally.
5M / 15M cadences
Two cadences. One model. Stay focused on the books that actually move.
Auto-trade routing
Set your size. Press go. ELSA fires 5m / 15m presses on smart spreads, stop-outs and circuit-breakers.
Copy traders, on-chain
Public, on-chain leaderboard ranked by 30D PnL. One click, mirror them.
Connect any EVM
Connect any EVM on Base or Polygon. You hold the keys. Nothing custodial. Nothing sketchy.
ELSA — your edge agent
A market intelligence agent that pays for premium order flow, news and on-chain data over x402.
From the people who actually press the button.
N=147 · field reports“Ran the BTC 5-minute auto-trader through CPI day. 71% win rate. Zero touches. ELSA had priced the model before the headline did.”
“Let HeyAnna run BTC 5m on autopilot during the open. Came back four hours later up +22%. Every fill clean. Asked it why on each entry. It told me.”
“Auto-trade saved my month. Set the BTC 15-minute rules on a Sunday, flew to a wedding, came back to a clean PnL card. HeyAnna ELSA logs explained every trade.”
Set the cadence. Take the position.
Connect your wallet, choose 5m or 15m BTC, hit go. HeyAnna runs the cadence, ELSA keeps the model sharp on x402. Sleep through the next FOMC if you want.